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Frontier Psychiatrist! [Monday, 12th September, 2005 @ 10:59pm]

lah_de_dah
It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane!

That boy needs therapy... psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy...

Lie down on the couch! What does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!

What does that mean? That boy needs therapy!

Did I ever tell you about the cowboys and the indians?

Now tighten your buttocks,
Pour juice on your chin,
I promised my girlfriend I'd... the violin... violin... violin...

Can you think of anything that talks, other than a person?
Um uuuuhm, uh-uhm um uhhhhhm... A bird? YEAH!
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bio [Wednesday, 7th September, 2005 @ 6:12pm]

jolly_fishcake
try to jiggle the order a tad coz its exactly the same as mine but this is wat ye need




Background information:

Water potential

Osmosis

Flaccid cell:

Turgid cell:

Why is it useful to find out the water potential of potato?



Safety/ risk assessment:

Fair test:

Independent variable:

Dependant variable:

Controlled variables:

How I will control them:


Test Runs

Aim: Trial Apparatus list:


Diagram:



Method:

What will I measure?

What concentrations will I use?

How will I work them out

How long will I leave the potatoes in the solution for

What temperature will I use

What volume of solution will I use:

Step by step:


Results:


Changes to method:




Main Study

Aim:

Prediction:

Apparatus list:

Diagram:

Method:

What will I measure?

What concentrations will I use?

How will I work them out:

How long will I leave the potatoes in the solution for

What temperature will I use

What volume of solution will I use:



Step by step:



Results:



Graph:

Conclusion

Evaluation

How accurate was my prediction?

How accurate were my results?

How accurate were my solutions:

Possible improved method:
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[Tuesday, 30th August, 2005 @ 9:48am]
radical_spastic
New Journal~!!
bonanzoid_formerly radical_spastic

Go!go!go! Comment on my entry & be added.
Even if I don't know you from my old journal.
Comment & add me anyway!
Be spontanious.

Zara x
put it in me

X-posted everywhere, sorry! [Friday, 5th August, 2005 @ 5:38pm]
lady_muse
[ mood | crushed ]

Hello chaps,

Just to let you know that Lady_Muse is no more. She's dead. She's passed on. She's an ex-parrot.

And from now on, the events of her life can be read here, at lah_de_dah .

So add her.

put it in me

[Sunday, 17th July, 2005 @ 9:34pm]

jolly_fishcake
You.
|Name:Emma
|Middle Name:Jane
|Surname/Ideal Surname:Miles
doherty, armstrong (hehe) ummmm and there are others..........
|Birthday:28th march
|Sex: female
|Eye Colour:green
|Hair Colour:muddy brownish kinda colour
|Where are you from?: mitcham
|Bust:fuck i cant remeber ummm i'll get back to you on that seen as im in my hallway so i ant relly check for you....
|UK dress size: 6 or 8
|Taken?: nope
|Beautiful?:nope
|Sexual orientation: straight

.Favourites.
|Movie? Why?: the butterfly effect: its awesome, plus shton kutcher *love*
|Book? Why?: the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy: come on how can i not love it ?
|Song? Why?: either green day time of your life (gotta love that song) or muse thoughts of a dying atheist (not only and awesome song but the name disturbs my sister)
|Ballet: the nutcraker
|Band/Composer/Artist (Top 5-15): 1.green day
2.pete doherty
3.the libertines
4. the killers
5. muse
6. placebo
7. kaiser cheifs

and i like classical music sometimes but i dont like listen to it alot though my dad has like a full collection of like loads that is really cool and theres one i really like ...i think it is tckisovky (excuse me tottally crappy spelling im tired)
|Music genres: um most i tend to like allsorts except most rap and like hip-hop pisses me off
|Mythological Creature: ether fairys or unicorns
|Beverage: water or nice orage juice
|Word: shnizel hehhe
|Artist: linda bergvist
|Poet: shakespere (hope that counts)

.Opinions.
|Contraception: good i mean wouldnt want everyone pregnant all the time would you?
|Religion: personally i dont follow one but i can see why people do so i want go on about why i dont believe...
|Drugs: bad dont plan on ever going near the stuff excpet in a medical sense of course
|Politics: lots of men lying alot
|Homosexuality: eveyone has a right to love and fancy whoever they want
|The neglect of art: discraceful
|Big Brother: suprisingly addictive go eugine
|Love: awwwwwwww i dont know it sounds nice though
|Trends: amazingly dumb and annoying
|Jews: jews are cool!!!!

.Questions.
|What are your hobbies?: can i really be bothered to list them you can just look at me interests
|Do you believe in God?: nope
|What would be your career of choice?: hmm i dont know i keep changing my mind..
|If you had one billion quid, what would you do with it?: well i would buy a cmapervan for a start then i dont know i probably need the rest to keep the thing running
|Do you have any special talents you want to tell us about?: hmmmm i am talentless :9 i can turn my wrist 360 derees
|What are your three best traits?: um i can do maths (god im sad), um i listen to people, i am sad enough to spend all my time filling this in....
|Are you a virgin?: yep
|If not, are you good in bed?:
|Who is your role model?: hmmmmmm i dotn have one so you m'dear charlotte
|Any slang you are familiar with?: cant be arsed to write it
|Do you love getting squiffy on a Saturday night?: ummm sometimes
|Ever done E?:nope (im a good girl )

.Finish the Sentence. (i think i was supposed to put the right things but i couldnt be bothered )
Feed the: evil chickens before they kill you with magical machine guns.
Take me out to the: very magical land of magicalness
You make me feel like: i am a very very normal person
Shall I compare thee to: all teh shhep in the world (i dont know...)
Who ate all the: lilliths!
Let's talk about: all the ducks who are in the park eating my bread !!!!
I must confess: i am called emma *gasp*

.And all that cal.
|Your worst memory: um there are a hell of alot god i sound depressed now um i had a horrid nightmare when i was five that my mother died
|Your funniest memory: god there sre many of those umm ohh the face charlotte kept making me laugh with when i stayed at hers
|Your sexiest moment: ummmm cant think of one :(
|Self Portrait

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Someone shut this fella up! [Wednesday, 16th July, 2003 @ 9:50pm]
lady_muse
[ mood | positively super. ]

.You.
|Name: Lilith
|Middle Name: Rae O
|Surname/Ideal Surname: Walsworth. Ideal surnames = Norrington, Doherty, Bellamy or some cool name... o_O
|Birthday: 9th December 1990
|Sex: Preferably two lesbians and me in a vat of honey.
|Eye Colour: Hazel
|Hair Colour: Braaaahn.
|Where are you from?: The Ghetto
|Bust: Microscopic
|UK dress size: 6, I think, though I'm fatter than I've convinced myself.
|Taken?: Out for dinner? Never. ;_;
|Beautiful?: If a jar of peanut butter is beautiful, then I am stunning.
|Sexual orientation: I play for both teams.

.Favourites.
|Movie? Why?: Dancer In The Dark... because it's the only film that's ever made me cry, and BJORK'S in it. ^_^
|Book? Why?: The Secret History, because... it PWNS.
|Song? Why?: Fake Plastic Trees/Citizen Erased. Just because, dammit.
|Ballet: Swan Lake
|Band/Composer/Artist (Top 5-15): Bah, Top 10, in no order - Radiohead, Muse, Bjork, The Libertines, The Pixies, Hole, Nirvana, Morrissey, Champagne Socialists, Placebo
|Music genres: Rock/Indie Rock/Shite Rock/Charlotte Rock/Jailhouse Rock/Brighton Rock
|Mythological Creature: Dragon
|Beverage: A nice glass o' squirrel jizz, please.
|Word: Bollocks!
|Artist: Mark Ryden
|Poet: Oscar Wilde/W. B. Yeats/Siegfried Sassoon

.Opinions.
|Contraception: Very necessary.
|Abortion: If you're raped by a REALLY UGLY person, you should have the right to abortion.
|Religion: Pointless, scary, untrustworty and exploitative.
|Drugs: I have no problem with mind-altering substances, just don't get yourself addicted to p33n!
|Politics: Left wing all the way, baby.
|Homosexuality: Sex between a man and a woman is WRONG and DISGUSTING. Sex between two members of the same sex is VERY fun, particularly if you're the one between them.
|The neglect of art: Tragic. Very upsetting.
|Big Brother: SHITE!
|Love: People running in fear = love.
|Trends: Pointless.
|Jews: Hurrah! [Jumping Jews of Jerusalem!]

.Questions.
|What are your hobbies?: Skullfuckery, kissing Charlotte when she least expects it, buttsex, drawing, making many many beautiful sounds, digging holes. Loving you.
|Do you believe in God?: No.
|What would be your career of choice?: Something I enjoy, with a big fat salary.
|If you had one billion quid, what would you do with it?: Burn it.
|Do you have any special talents you want to tell us about?: I can fit four marbles in my collarbone, and I can make people suffer simultaneous orgasms just by THINKING about them.
|What are your three best traits?: I'm open-minded, I'm lovely, and I'm very very modest. *Cough*
|Are you a virgin?: Yes I am. I won't have sex until I'm DEAD.
|If not, are you good in bed?: Probably.
|Who is your role model?: Courtney Love! No. Kidding. Oscar Wilde.
|Any slang you are familiar with?: Ye Olde Slange Of the Charlotte...e. I'm groovy.
|Do you love getting squiffy on a Saturday night?: I don't drink. >_<
|Ever done E?: I don't need to. I AM a mind-altering substance.

.Finish the Sentence.
Feed the: World.
Take me out to the: River! Drop me in the water!
You make me feel like: A natural yoghurt.
Shall I compare thee to: A camel?
Who ate all the: Lube?
Let's talk about: Your FACE.
I must confess: I'm a little teapot, short and stout.

.And all that cal.
|Your worst memory: Doing this kind of thing every night for the past three years. O_O
|Your funniest memory: Still doing it.
|Your sexiest moment: Having sex with the computer while Charlotte logs into LiveJournal.
|Self Portrait:

put it in me

[Sunday, 3rd July, 2005 @ 9:20pm]
totheriveronus
I'm new here,
i like b00bs
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What bum. [Sunday, 22nd May, 2005 @ 11:08am]
radical_spastic
[ mood | ungr00bed ]

CHARLOTTE BE LEAVING ME, for a whole week...the butt!_!
*loves ye actually*, but still...
Try not to buckle over any steps or run into any tables, and more importantly...do any pre-birthday dances!

*spanks*
YE LIKE THAT DON'T YE, YE WANT SOME MORE DON'T YE!
Only when ye come back, fair maiden
xXx

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Honour of honours! [Wednesday, 4th May, 2005 @ 11:13pm]
lady_muse
[ mood | Brigadando! ]

'Tis I, Lilith of Liliths, (n00b), who joins ye upon this most momentous of occasions...
I comment in thy community!
Feel special, my friends and titwanks. Feeeel speciaaaaal.

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to my fellow gr00bonite [Sunday, 17th April, 2005 @ 7:43pm]

__thebumnotes
to the other honourable gr00b.

i reckon we'll be best friends always and forever.dont you dare ever question that again.

pssh, like i'll ever find someone cooler,
and cuter,
and unbummish...

AND AS FUCKING GREAT AS YOU!

you butt!
shuya.
1 sexy penois put it in me

[Thursday, 14th April, 2005 @ 6:08pm]

__thebumnotes
[ mood | amused ]

"the urge to say penis countdown"= 11



*squishes fellow gr00b*

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i've got the urge...*orgasms* [Tuesday, 12th April, 2005 @ 9:59pm]

__thebumnotes
the "urge to say penis" countdown= 7
2 sexy penois put it in me

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