Lilywhite Lilith (lady_muse) wrote in monfrodo,
Lilywhite Lilith
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Someone shut this fella up!

.You.
|Name: Lilith
|Middle Name: Rae O
|Surname/Ideal Surname: Walsworth. Ideal surnames = Norrington, Doherty, Bellamy or some cool name... o_O
|Birthday: 9th December 1990
|Sex: Preferably two lesbians and me in a vat of honey.
|Eye Colour: Hazel
|Hair Colour: Braaaahn.
|Where are you from?: The Ghetto
|Bust: Microscopic
|UK dress size: 6, I think, though I'm fatter than I've convinced myself.
|Taken?: Out for dinner? Never. ;_;
|Beautiful?: If a jar of peanut butter is beautiful, then I am stunning.
|Sexual orientation: I play for both teams.

.Favourites.
|Movie? Why?: Dancer In The Dark... because it's the only film that's ever made me cry, and BJORK'S in it. ^_^
|Book? Why?: The Secret History, because... it PWNS.
|Song? Why?: Fake Plastic Trees/Citizen Erased. Just because, dammit.
|Ballet: Swan Lake
|Band/Composer/Artist (Top 5-15): Bah, Top 10, in no order - Radiohead, Muse, Bjork, The Libertines, The Pixies, Hole, Nirvana, Morrissey, Champagne Socialists, Placebo
|Music genres: Rock/Indie Rock/Shite Rock/Charlotte Rock/Jailhouse Rock/Brighton Rock
|Mythological Creature: Dragon
|Beverage: A nice glass o' squirrel jizz, please.
|Word: Bollocks!
|Artist: Mark Ryden
|Poet: Oscar Wilde/W. B. Yeats/Siegfried Sassoon

.Opinions.
|Contraception: Very necessary.
|Abortion: If you're raped by a REALLY UGLY person, you should have the right to abortion.
|Religion: Pointless, scary, untrustworty and exploitative.
|Drugs: I have no problem with mind-altering substances, just don't get yourself addicted to p33n!
|Politics: Left wing all the way, baby.
|Homosexuality: Sex between a man and a woman is WRONG and DISGUSTING. Sex between two members of the same sex is VERY fun, particularly if you're the one between them.
|The neglect of art: Tragic. Very upsetting.
|Big Brother: SHITE!
|Love: People running in fear = love.
|Trends: Pointless.
|Jews: Hurrah! [Jumping Jews of Jerusalem!]

.Questions.
|What are your hobbies?: Skullfuckery, kissing Charlotte when she least expects it, buttsex, drawing, making many many beautiful sounds, digging holes. Loving you.
|Do you believe in God?: No.
|What would be your career of choice?: Something I enjoy, with a big fat salary.
|If you had one billion quid, what would you do with it?: Burn it.
|Do you have any special talents you want to tell us about?: I can fit four marbles in my collarbone, and I can make people suffer simultaneous orgasms just by THINKING about them.
|What are your three best traits?: I'm open-minded, I'm lovely, and I'm very very modest. *Cough*
|Are you a virgin?: Yes I am. I won't have sex until I'm DEAD.
|If not, are you good in bed?: Probably.
|Who is your role model?: Courtney Love! No. Kidding. Oscar Wilde.
|Any slang you are familiar with?: Ye Olde Slange Of the Charlotte...e. I'm groovy.
|Do you love getting squiffy on a Saturday night?: I don't drink. >_<
|Ever done E?: I don't need to. I AM a mind-altering substance.

.Finish the Sentence.
Feed the: World.
Take me out to the: River! Drop me in the water!
You make me feel like: A natural yoghurt.
Shall I compare thee to: A camel?
Who ate all the: Lube?
Let's talk about: Your FACE.
I must confess: I'm a little teapot, short and stout.

.And all that cal.
|Your worst memory: Doing this kind of thing every night for the past three years. O_O
|Your funniest memory: Still doing it.
|Your sexiest moment: Having sex with the computer while Charlotte logs into LiveJournal.
|Self Portrait:
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